For PE, VC, and angel investors
Every portfolio company needs pipeline. None of them can afford the team.
Your companies are asked to grow faster on the same burn. Kinetic Tricks gives each one a dedicated go-to-market engine — prospecting, sales, marketing, and a forecast built from real activity — with a human approving every send. We are building a portfolio program around it, with our first sponsors.
The same problem, company by company.
Founders carry go-to-market themselves long after they should. The first sales hire is expensive and slow — one SDR runs about $154,000 fully loaded in year one (Alleyoop, 2026), before they produce anything. And every board meeting starts with a different company reporting pipeline a different way.
None of that is a talent problem. It is the same missing capacity, repeated across every company you back.
What each company gets.
Prospecting and sales
Scout and Sage
Standing prospecting jobs, overnight research, drafted outreach and follow-ups, and a CRM that updates itself from email and calendar.
Marketing
Aria
Monthly campaign proposals, content in the company’s own voice, drip nurture, and every lead traced to pipeline.
Visibility
Console and the rollup
A weekly forecast — commit, expected, and upside adjusted for slippage — built from captured activity, not self-reported optimism.
Separate by design
Each company’s data stays with that company.
Every portfolio company gets its own dedicated deployment on infrastructure it controls, with its own AI keys. There is no pooled database across your portfolio, and no company can see another’s pipeline.
A portfolio view only shows what each company agrees to share. That matters to founders, and it keeps you out of the position of holding data you should not have.
The portfolio program.
We are shaping the program with a small group of founding sponsors. Here is what it is built around:
- Sponsor pricing. Terms set once at the portfolio level, so rolling out to the next company is a decision, not a negotiation.
- A portfolio rollup. One weekly view of forecast and pipeline activity across the companies that opt in, built from each company’s own rollup. In development with our founding sponsors.
- A consistent operating rhythm. The same morning brief, the same approval gate, and the same forecast method in every company — so the numbers compare.
Founding sponsors help decide what the rollup shows and how the pricing works. If that is useful to you, now is the time to talk.
What it costs today.
Each company can start now on standard pricing: $5,000 one-time activation, then $2,500 per sales user per month, month-to-month, with Scout, Sage, Aria, and the Console included. Companies that activate in 2026 get their first three months without a user fee. Sponsor terms are set with each founding sponsor.
What we won’t claim.
- The portfolio rollup isn’t finished. We are building it with founding sponsors, and we won’t sell it as done before it is.
- It doesn’t fix a company’s positioning. A steady go-to-market motion shows faster whether the offer lands. It doesn’t invent the offer.
Talk about your portfolio.
Fifteen minutes. Tell us how many companies you back and where go-to-market is stuck, and we will tell you straight whether a program makes sense.